i wonder how many uptight elders wouldn't take part because the mexican wave could potentially be pagan in origin...
Psychotic Parrot
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JWs doing "the Wave" at Convention?
by Gayle in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_m8lsrxjz8&nr=1.
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phrases that annoy you
by John Doe in" users of this phrase are anything but sorry.
what they mean is "i'm an asshole.
now i'm going to prove it.
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Psychotic Parrot
Any j-dub phrase is usually enough to make me want to have an epileptic seizure (& i'm not epileptic).
Examples:
food at the proper time
our dear brothers & sisters
how good & how pleasant
where else would you go?
theocratic warfare
inculcate
in the troof
turned apostate
spiritually awake
spiritually asleep
territory (always pronounced 'territ-tree')
we've really been blessed
spiritual feast
faithful david (or any other biblical name)
loving arrangement
imperfect men
worldy
book study conductor
you young ones and also you virgins
marriage arrangement
channel of communication (this one reeks of the occult ironically)
endure persecution
endure to the end
bad association
christian fellowship
worldwide brotherhood
satan is the ruler the world
strong in the truth
weak in the truth
earthly course
wholesome attire
imitate humble job (or any other biblical character)
meek ones
be mild
remain humble
like sucklings
like babes
sheep-like
other sheep
the goats
the great crowd
the wheat and the weed
the fruit and the vines
the thousand year reign
restored to perfection
steadfast in your ministry
working on an assignment
seperating work
annointed class
laws of men
judicial commitee
C.O (always makes me think of 'commanding officer')
special assembly day
foreign language field
divided home
disfellowhipped
marked
you've been stumbled
public talk
the work
donation arrangement
jehovah is manoeuvring things
wait on jehovah
jehovah will provide
god's perfect word
torture stake
not long
real 'friends'
spiritually clean
loose conduct
wholesome entertainment
wicked spirit forces
evil slave class
faithful & discreet slave
governing body
partaking of the emblems
reaching out
approach jehovah in prayer
pleasing to jehovah
this wicked system of things
the new system
where's your tie?
kingdom melodies
fruitage of the spirit
lapsed into fornication
slipping out of the truth
fading
throw your burden upon jehovah
literature counter
hauty ones
do not lean on your own understanding
independent thinking
etc... the list is endless
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Is the Governing Body the Only Channel of Communication between God and Men?
by UnDisfellowshipped inlet's take my questions one at a time (since you said i had posted too many on my other thread):.
* can you please explain to me, using only the bible, why anyone should believe that today's governing body of jehovah's witnesses (or the "faithful slave class" of the jehovah's witnesses), is the "sole channel of communication" between god and men?.
* in addition, can you explain why we should believe that christ's parable of the "faithful and discreet slave" was predicting a "class" of anointed christians who would give orders to all other christians, instead of simply teaching that faithful christians will be rewarded by christ when he returns?.
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Psychotic Parrot
LOL Reniaa you make me want to vomit with your crap.
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Psychotic Parrot
Erm...?
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Psychotic Parrot
here is your coat
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Is the Governing Body the Only Channel of Communication between God and Men?
by UnDisfellowshipped inlet's take my questions one at a time (since you said i had posted too many on my other thread):.
* can you please explain to me, using only the bible, why anyone should believe that today's governing body of jehovah's witnesses (or the "faithful slave class" of the jehovah's witnesses), is the "sole channel of communication" between god and men?.
* in addition, can you explain why we should believe that christ's parable of the "faithful and discreet slave" was predicting a "class" of anointed christians who would give orders to all other christians, instead of simply teaching that faithful christians will be rewarded by christ when he returns?.
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Psychotic Parrot
Why does Reniaa even come here? The gb forbid the r&f from sitting at satans table do they not?
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Are you a Binitarian?
by reniaa ini have had loads of discussion on here with so-called trinitarians that constantly refer to john 1:1 as proof of trinity!
but it only talks about the word (jesus) and the god so what happened to the holy ghost?.
if you only use proof that jesus is divine in your texts doesn't that make you a binitarian?.
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Psychotic Parrot
I'm an atheist.
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Questioning me as an apostate
by God_Delusion ini am an active jw.
i was born in the "truth" (i really feel uncomfortable calling it that) and am now married to a witness.. for a year now, i have actually come to see that the gb are just business-psychologists.
anyone who views jehovah's witnesses as a religion and not a cult, really needs to evaluate their way of thinking and they also need to look up the definition of the word "cult".. anyway, my parents recently came over on holiday (they live in another country and are also residents of bethel).
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Psychotic Parrot
Reniaa is a typical j-dub.
i.e. born without a frontal lobe.
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Is the Governing Body the Only Channel of Communication between God and Men?
by UnDisfellowshipped inlet's take my questions one at a time (since you said i had posted too many on my other thread):.
* can you please explain to me, using only the bible, why anyone should believe that today's governing body of jehovah's witnesses (or the "faithful slave class" of the jehovah's witnesses), is the "sole channel of communication" between god and men?.
* in addition, can you explain why we should believe that christ's parable of the "faithful and discreet slave" was predicting a "class" of anointed christians who would give orders to all other christians, instead of simply teaching that faithful christians will be rewarded by christ when he returns?.
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Psychotic Parrot
"This is one question I particularly dislike because it is a made up wrongdoing by apostates"
FAIL
Reniaa do us a favour & pretend you're banned.
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The "They Are Imperfect" Excuse
by LouBelle indoesn't it just make you sick to your stomach?.
dozens of doctrine changes that effect the lives of the rank and file: the fds are only imperfect men and didn't understand the bible truths at the time.. pedophiles that are protected or not reported and allowed to stay in the congregation: these men are imperfect and this sin isn't unique to jws.
the organisation has it's problems just like any other...they are not perfect after all.. all their prophesies - failed: the fds are only imperfect men and have never claimed to be a prophet.. i am truly sick of this overused excuse.
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Psychotic Parrot
someone ban reniaa